{"id":142,"date":"2020-08-02T13:57:31","date_gmt":"2020-08-02T17:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/?p=142"},"modified":"2020-08-09T13:27:16","modified_gmt":"2020-08-09T17:27:16","slug":"wrong-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wrong-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/crazy-podcast-sponsors\/caffeine-and-spite-sunburst-background-2\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-84\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-84\" src=\"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2020\/05\/Caffeine-and-Spite-Sunburst-Background-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>I love wrong numbers. Not really, because when they happen at work it&#8217;s almost always because someone thinks they got a call from me and they&#8217;re calling back to see why I&#8217;m calling them.<\/p>\n<p>But why? This makes no sense to me at all. Does it make any sense to you? And why don&#8217;t they believe me when I say who I am? It&#8217;s all just weird.<\/p>\n<p>Intro from Dreamland by Splyt. Used with permission.<\/p>\n<p>Outro from Undead Mess by Splyt. Used with permission.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love wrong numbers. Not really, because when they happen at work it&#8217;s almost always because someone thinks they got a call from me and they&#8217;re calling back to see why I&#8217;m calling them.<\/p>\n<p>But why? This makes no sense to me at all. Does it make any sense to you? And why don&#8217;t they believe me when I say who I am? It&#8217;s all just weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":84,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-episodes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":148,"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/148"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninjapenguinpods.com\/caffeineandspite\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}